Lord

I am generally so clueless when it comes to people flirting with me - they might as well hold a sign in neon letters and lights to get their message across.

I become so freaking protective and awkward sometimes.. like, someone may send me a picture of themselves and I will be like ‘Are you not cold?!’ or they may just want to undress themselves and I’ll take my jacket off like ‘Have you FELT how cold it is, TAKE THIS’.